i was crying in my car in front of the mcdonalds near my house eating french fries and listening to my sad playlist in the car and a black guy tapped on my window and just gave me life changing advice “its going to be ok lil nigga you can do it”
Male- Mate
Female- Mate
Trans- Mate
Teacher- Mate
Shop keeper- Mate
Police- Mate
Thief- Mate
Doctor- Mate
Car drives- Dick Heads or Mate
Truck drivers- Mate
Best friend- Shit head
me driving: I am driving
my fucking ass shit brain: slam the pedal time to crash the fucking car
me: why the hell
brain: floor it asshole
you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital
the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing so hard
I can never drive my car over a bridge without thinking of suicide.
I can never look at a lake or an ocean without thinking of suicide.
my first kiss went a little like this [car accident] and twist [explosions] [screaming]
listen
don’t put your car as your profile picture
if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five
with a car
You’re on your period right?
I am a 17 year old boy
i love how you felt the need to add your age there
Everyone knows that boys don’t get their periods
until they’re 20 at least
